I went on a vacation last week.  I was expressly told that it was not a fishing vacation.  I pretended not to hear that.. They caught me.  The first step is admitting that you have a problem. The second step is embracing the problem and figuring out a way around it. From now on, they will probably speak louder and more forcefully and withhold things. I will try to remember to wear clothing that blends in with the environment rather than a yellow plaid button down shirt and a pair of traffic cone orange board shorts, to make it less likely that I am caught. The End.